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★ byf ★

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⋆ TERFs/radfems get blocked on sight
⋆ do not interact if you are an anti-anti/proshipper or support them
⋆ do not interact if you are an adult who self-ships with minors (i don't care if they're aged up)
⋆ do not interact if you F/O abusers, pedophiles, nazis, or any other freaks
⋆ do not interact if you erase any character's identity to self-ship with them, whether they be explicitly gay/lesbian or only coded as such
⋆ i don't mind sharing any of my F/Os, so long as you're not doing what's listed here!

• responds to the name PHOENIX WRIGHT
• he is easily agitated, engage with caution
• last seen in a BERLIN STUDIOS bathroom
• i purposefully sized his ENGAGEMENT RING down and he couldn't get it off but he ran away...he can't do that at the altar with the REAL THING so i am asking for everyone's help to CALM HIM DOWN before our WEDDING

REWARD: NAME YOUR PRICE
$100K CASH BONUS FOR RETURNING HIM DIRECTLY TO BERLIN STUDIOS
(ALIVE, PLEASE & THANK YOU)

IF FOUND, CONTACT MILES BERLIN:
323 ⋆ 555 ⋆ 2707

I FOUND HIM!

YAY! THANK YOU!
MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN TO OUR WEDDING CELEBRATION ON CHANNEL 7! YOU'LL SEE JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM AND IN LIVING COLOR!

LOVE, MILES BERLIN ⋆

the actual F/O list